Bring on the Ridicule

So, I’m ashamed to even admit this, but the meat I’ve been buying and eating from my grocery store for some 10 months now was not beef, as I assumed, but pork.  That’s right, the self-proclaimed “Master Carnivore” (I’m pretty sure I must have given myself that title in one of my many rants) couldn’t even differentiate between his meats by taste.  Sad, ohh, ohh so sad.

I now open the floor to the full brunt of the veggie lovers’ mockery.  Or you could simply just make a joke about how much I love meat (wink, wink).  Doesn’t matter.  I deserve it.

I’m gonna go find a hole to hide in for a couple months.

-Wallin

the meat industry has got you right where they want you, dumb and blind to the cut and quality of meat; reaching for a bloody lump and hoping for the best. this is the kind of disconnection amy and i are always blathering about. ^^

-carrie

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